Adam was dozing off in the living room one day when the kids decided it was time to wrestle and they were getting a little rough. I said, "Be careful, guys, you can't jump on daddy like that." When they asked why, I answered something about how you have to be careful around his private parts and that it hurts boys when they get hit or bumped or jumped on right on the private parts. After a few contemplative seconds, Conor suddenly punched himself in the groin and confidently stated, "It doesn't hurt that bad!"
Conor: Did you buy that car at Terris Sea?
Me: Huh?
Conor: Did you buy that car at Terris Sea?
Me: What do you mean?
Conor: Right there on the back of our car, where it says that...does that mean you bought the car at Terris Sea?
Me: No, bud, that is what kind of car we have. It says "Taurus S E"
Riley's Interpretation...............Correct Word
Alligator...................................Gatorade
Bedhand...................................Headband
Seaweed..................................Kiwi
Cubbers...................................Covers
Sha-poo...................................Shampoo
Macaroni Pizza........................Pepperoni Pizza
Chempchur.............................Temperature (also meaning thermometer)
Pewter....................................Computer
Bar-ba-syew..........................Barbeque
Donald...................................Tunnel
Hole-jew-me..........................Hold you me (meaning "hold me")
Dad: Conor, did you know that I used to jump out of airplanes when I was in the army?
Conor: Without even a jet-pack, or anything?
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